Text

monsieurbombardier:

bi-sexualfacts:

Fact: Level five bisexuals can fold fitted sheets perfectly.

fuck how do i get to level five?

You gotta have seed with five men and five women at the same time.

Source: bi-sexualfacts
Photo

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

(via rpattzhateshislife)

Source: volunruud
Photo

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

(via fatgirlopinions)

Source: mechagod
Photo

the-dude-sisco:

If there is one picture i post on here that i really wish y’all would reblog the fuck out of, it’s this one.

PLEASE. It could save many people that are under the ridiculous police state going on right now in Ferguson Missouri. Those people need our help.

(via monsieurbombardier)

Source: the-dude-sisco
Photo

methblue:

uptownzurban:

Please!!! I encourage anyone who follows me or sees this to sign this petition. My city is under a lot of distress right now for this wrongful doing. Here is the link to sign the petition… https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/mike-brown-law-requires-all-state-county-and-local-police-wear-camera/8tlS5czf

see this makes more sense, change.org wouldn’t do shit but here the government HAS to look at it

Sign it.

(via thisiswhiteprivilege)

Source: uptownzurban
Photo Set

hotboyproblems:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

i want 50

(via evelark)

Source: jenkristofu
Photo

zooophagous:

wire-man:

brakesforbothans:

frumpytaco:

lynndeed:

*harmonizing fungi*

This is actually the seed pod of a Banksia, a kind of Australian shrub.  This picture is a great because it shows how important fire is to the plant (that black is not its natural color).  Fire stimulates those “singing” follicles to pop open and release the seeds so they can germinate.  

I still want to put googly eyes on it…

Of COURSE Australia has a plant that requires it to CATCH FIRE in order to germinate. 

Australia also has trees that spontaneously combust. And another that sheds hair with an unbearably painful toxin that lasts for years.

Redwoods also require fire to germinate. Fire is avtually a pretty big factor in the health of many plants, which is why in a lot of places controlled burns are started to give the plants what they need without it turning into a deadly wildfire.

This looks delicious

(via evelark)

Source: buddhabrot
Audio

jojosbizarrevoices:

[PROPANE NIGHTMARE]

何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何何 !

Source: jojosbizarrevoices
Text

bruschemi:

boyexemplified:

vanillucks:

Why do all mra’s talk like they’re bullshitting an academic paper

this assertion is fundamentally erroneous, of course, and is merely a logical fallacy concocted by anti-male propagandists, as even the most churlish and base of individuals is cognizant to the truism that not all men

M’LA citations

(via fatgirlopinions)

Source: swoobatpng
Photo Set

stsathyre:

They never put these gifs together, omg (x)

It’s Wednesday!

(via blackmagicalgirlmisandry)

Source: stsathyre